S7 Challenge 3 Duck butt

American Revolution, atonality, constitute, empirical, fold, impotent, lettered

It seemed like another American Revolution. The ducks were certainly revolting or was it molting. When Mr.Atonality Duck talked the others into leaving the row didn’t that constitute a revolution? Empirical, damn right, Daffy had seen this happen before. Once a duck gets on a piece of clothing; there is no keeping them in the fold. Previous revolts of this kind have shown those wishing to stop it; impotent in their efforts. Daffy did enjoy when he would see a duck butt draped and lettered with the words “honk if you’re horney” Funnier on the geese, but still a chuckle on the ducks.

S7 Challenge 2 Paris

Counter measure, land locked, mission, plagiarize, rectum, Smith Adam, syllabus.


Counter measure, that is what we need to end the land locked acreage in Mission Hoochapackey. Ms. Plagiarize Hilton was quoted as saying “That s.o.b. gives me a pain in the rectum” She was referring to Mr. Smith, Adam Smith and his refusal to meet with her to discuss a possible solution to the land lock. It appears he holds the key. She doesn’t know what to do with the syllabus she created; maybe she could give him a pain in the rectum. She giggles and reaches for a National Enquirer from the news stand.

S7 Challenge 1 Bugs friggin' Bunny

I mentioned in a comment that I would post this totally cool picture of Bugs since we all dig him so much and that I would play my word challenge too.

I opened the dictionary to a page at random and while looking away put my finger on a page. The word closest to my finger was then selected for my list of seven words. I decided to make it a bit more difficult and use the words in the story in the order they were chosen from the dictionary. Here goes, my first S’ Seven challenge.

BLACK SEA, COUPE, FOE, FUZZ, JUNO, MITOSIS, STRUM

Having been successful in Istanbul he boards the ship to sail the Black Sea and begin his journey home. He can’t wait to get back and trade in his orange coupe for a motorcycle. This latest encounter with his foe, Elmer Fudd has left him with an urgency to get the bike he has always wanted. The movie Fuzz with Burt Reynolds is playing in the ships theater. Jim Carey could play the part of me thought Bugs as he passed the movie poster advertising what was now playing. Entering the stateroom alone his thoughts turned to her as they usually did when they were not together. Juno Mitosis was his gal, beautiful and the twin sister of Hera. Their parents were into mythology, hence their names. Juno’s name suited her perfectly; to him she was a goddess. He looked over to his guitar in the corner of the cabin and crossing over to it he begins to strum. I will put a sonnet to music for her he thinks. Ha! Right, I’m Bugs friggin Bunny not Pepe Le Pew.